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So a friend here on the board who I know and admire pointed me to an Asian Massage Parlour (AMP) last Summer (2017). I was meeting a buddy at the Metallica Concert in Denver, and figured I'd leave early and have some fun. Don't ask which AMP, by the way, because that's the LE "low hanging fruit" and "hard won intel" that should not be lightly shared. Anyway, it's not in a great part of town, big concrete bunker with a buzzer. Door opens and Mamasan gives me the once-over. All is as expected. Mamasans who are around for a while have that sixth sense about people. I passed the test and was ushered into a room. A lovely middle-aged woman came in wearing next to nothing. Her breasts literally fell out of her dress while she was chatting with me. Fantastic. All good. I let the hands wander during the massage and we were on the same page. All went well. Now here's the thing...once I was all dressed and heading out, Mamasan asked, "So you want to go out the back?" I responded with a question, "Should I go out the back?" Without hesitation, she said, "Yes." So I went out the back and circled around toward the front where my car was parked. And then I saw a sedan sitting there with a man just sitting in his car talking on his phone. I thought, "Huh, could that be an unmarked car with a cop?" I don't know if he saw me, but I did a casual u-turn and went down the back alley to the next block over. I walked all the way around, down a whole block, and came up the sidewalk on the other end of the parking lot where I got in my car. I don't think he ever saw me. I had the extra time, so the extra walk was no problem. You guys think I was being paranoid? Does LE care about the AMPs in sketchy parts of Denver? Seems to me that a place like I went, which was so blatantly "illegitimate" is a sign that all bets are off and LE scrutiny is LOW. But why would Mamasan encourage me to go out the back?